Coconut bandwagon? How about yes!! I have some in my hair right now and I just washed my face with it. We shall see what happens in the morning…

fake-mermaid:

hotboyproblems:

i just spent one hour and a half watching a documentary on real mermaids 

looks like i have to change my url

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itchyboob:

i think about this a lot

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surprisebitch:

finally.. selena learned how to love herself

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Repeat after me:

curvecreation:

I can reach my goals

I can push through the hard times

I can kick butt

I can conquer

Because I believe I can and that makes the world of difference

(via healthycomfyhappy)

foreveralone-lyguy:

Obama don’t fail me now

(via shits-and-giggles-and-shit)

veganlocs:

sleeptightgrimrite:

huffingtonpost:

Studies show that women apologize more than men, often for perfectly reasonable acts like, you know, taking up space. 

So watch this Pantene commercial here to inspire you to stop saying sorry for no reason. 

Do yourself a favor and skip the comment section. 

Almost Cried when I read this. I so needed this.

(Source: youtube.com, via times-of-fun)

benedictatorship:

fabferre:

assflute:

so our class is reading romeo and juliet
and i stumble across this gem

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did shakespeare really just make a dick joke

Um, I hate to break it to you, sweetheart, but all Shakespeare does is make dick jokes.

also vagina jokes

'Nothing' is Elizabethan slang for vagina

He actually wrote a play called Much Ado About Nothing 

Translation: A Lot of Fuss About Vaginas

SHAKESPEARE WROTE A FUCKTON OF DIRTY JOKES IN HIS PLAYS 

(Source: marcobae, via times-of-fun)

captain-nerdgasm:

mistletease:

kimisbaked:

I wanna be that one girl who looks really cute but also gives off the vibe that she could snap your neck if you disrespect her like is that possible for me

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My boner is nervous

(via seriously-youknow)

satanicmingledotcum:

thewalkingdelrey:

i will always find a way out

ohmygod

(via changing-forgood)

borednena:

unwinona:

urulokid:

tico-taco-ra-ra-ra:

urulokid:

jellybaby74:

urulokid:

zionicbond:

urulokid:

chibitamichan:

urulokid:

Yeah I’m totally elsa kids come on over

I can’t breathe, this is so friggin cute

Like you don’t understand okay I was trapped for an hour on the second floor of the con with hundreds of children and their parents because everyone thought I was Elsa

Am I the only one who thinks she looks like the khaleesi like The mother of dragons?

I was cosplaying dany I was mistaken for Elsa and wound up at a nine yr old girls birthday party this was the best day of my life

I thought she was Kalesi…

YES I WAS COSPLAYING KHALEESI

I WAS HOWEVER MISTAKEN ON AN ENORMOUS SCALE FOR ELSA OF ARENDELLE BY HUNDREDS OF SMALL CHILDREN AND THEIR MOTHERS

well you didnt have to use caps lock…

I AM DAENERYS STORMBORN, THE UNBURNT, OF THE HOUSE TARGARYEN, FIRST OF MY NAME; QUEEN OF MEEREEN; QUEEN OF THE ANDALS, THE RHYNAR, AND THE FIRST MEN; LADY REGNANT OF THE SEVEN KINGDOMS, PROTECTOR OF THE REALM, KHALEESI OF THE GREAT GRASS SEA, BREAKER OF CHAINS, AND MOTHER OF DRAGONS 

AND I WILL USE CAPS LOCK IF I SO PLEASE

LET IT GO

LET IT GOOOOOOO

I woke my husband up laughing like a fucking donkey. Thanks tumblr.

(via habitat-of-healthy-and-happy)

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